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Old Feb 03, 2006, 02:46 PM // 14:46   #21
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Old Feb 03, 2006, 03:35 PM // 15:35   #22
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I Hate, (in guild wars)

People getting ran(example beacons perch to Droks) You fleaking idiots, cant you save your bloody money and play the game, because of these darn people getting ran i have absoulutly no chance to get lowby chars past Beacons without getting ran or going with hencies

Henchmen: I prefer playing with real people

Soloing/Duoing/Trioing : THIS IS A FLEAKING MULTIPLAYER GAME LEARN HOW TO PLAY WITH REAL FLEAKING PLAYERS OR GET LOST AND PLAY A SINGLE PLAYER GAME LIKE DUNGEON SIEGE

El33tnes : Having a bloody 1337 weapon of Super 1337ness with 15% pwnage while health is above 1% doesnt make you a better player then someone if a Non max damage Icy Shortsword of warding or something.

"Dood 1 g07 f0w arm0r, m3 be77er then j00", speaks for itself

"D00D 1 g07 [email protected] 9 , m3 be77er then j00 $0 j00 [email protected]'t j01n gr0up" Again speaks for itself.

"n00b" Speaks for itself

"Dude, monk you suck go away you n00b" ... Seriously dude the monks doing the best he can stop charging into 9999 enemies when the monks got 1 health, man i dont even have a monk and find this offensive

"We almost got, pwnt goodbye n00bs" Leavers ruin this game almost as bad as 1337

"IWAY is a n00b build" noobs, ITS A FREAKING BUILD JUST LIKE BALANCED OR SPIKER YOU BLOODY FOOLS


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Old Feb 03, 2006, 04:04 PM // 16:04   #23
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I HATE boyband and techno/trance music......man, doh.......(that's not music)
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Old Feb 03, 2006, 05:29 PM // 17:29   #24
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i hate this thread still lives!
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Old Feb 03, 2006, 09:05 PM // 21:05   #25
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I hate boybands, musicians that lip sycn, madonna, anyone that has ever said joo or noob or any other form of leet speak. Dogs, people that use myspace, mean fat chics, homophobes, and ALOT of other stuff.
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Old Feb 03, 2006, 09:10 PM // 21:10   #26
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I hate closed minded bigots, people that cant drive properly, and really bright headlights when they are behind you.
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Old Feb 03, 2006, 09:17 PM // 21:17   #27
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I hate closed minded bigots, people that cant drive properly, and really bright headlights when they are behind you.
Do what I do - adjust your rearview mirrior to reflect the light right back at them. I learned that from my mother-in-law.
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Old Feb 03, 2006, 09:19 PM // 21:19   #28
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I Hate Stupid People Taht Cant Understand Taht When A Voicemail Says Hey This Is Mike Leave A Message And Yet They Leave A Message For Lee Calahaun!! Wtf Do U Not Grasp The Fact That This Is Mikes Phone Not Red Engine Gored Engine Gored Engine Gored Engine Going Lee Calahaun Phone! Hello???? Dont Leave A Message If Its Not The Persons Phone!! Stupid People!
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I fscking hate losing 5 months of bookmarks :'(
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Old Feb 03, 2006, 09:20 PM // 21:20   #29
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bit old, but you can check out this topic on approximately the same subject:
http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...ad.php?t=52292
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Old Feb 03, 2006, 09:20 PM // 21:20   #30
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I Hate Bad Politicians
I Hate I Hate How The World Is
I Hate Theres A Hell
I Hate The Devil
I Hate The Wrongdoings We Do
I Hate The Rapists
I Hate The Killers
I Hate The Theives
I Hate The Communists
I Hate Nuclear Bombs
I Hate Bombs
I Hate Wars
I Hate Fights
I Hate Bloodsled
I Hate The Murderers
I Hate Children Abducters
I Hate Pedophiles
I Hate People Who Are Complete Asses
I Hate How Life Can Be The Way You Thought It Wouldnt Be.
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 12:46 AM // 00:46   #31
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1) I don't "hate" it, but I find it very annoying when a bunch people ask me "whats wrong?" over and over just because I choose not to be Captain Smile all the time. Geez can't a person take a break from pretending to be happy all the time for like one day without getting interviewed about it?

Now, now, I know they are just trying to be nice but common people I can't be "on" 24/7. I guess when your prancing around in high heels and a pink dress there is not time to question your own self worth. Now don't get me wrong im not a goth or anything (I hate goths), just have no self-esteem and lack confidence in everything I do.

2) And secondly jerks who sing out loud do their walkman or disk man, you have headphones for a reason. On top of that your inability to sing is most likely why you have not been picked up by a record company yet.

3) People who just discovered the Chuck Norris facts and won't shut up about it, common people that was totaly last month, Norris is out and Hulk Hogan is in!

4) As stated above, goths...... do I really need to explain this one?
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 02:46 AM // 02:46   #32
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Do what I do - adjust your rearview mirrior to reflect the light right back at them. I learned that from my mother-in-law.
Funny! Good one! I have used one of the million candle power large flash lights...you know the ones that get hot. Flip it over your shoulder...Zap!
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 02:47 AM // 02:47   #33
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I hate cold showers, criminals, terrorists, rich people, shoveling snow, cold food, Mozart, heights, and hotel beds.
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 03:16 AM // 03:16   #34
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sandals
omfg what kind of retard made this idea up......like 1298302 of my toe nails get scratched like crazy when i wear these... and whats the point, because its "faster then tying ur shoes", or " so sand doesnt get in ur shoes so u wear sandals" no.
and monkeys
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 03:20 AM // 03:20   #35
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I hate myspace.

Did I mention that already...? Yeah...? Well too bad. I hate it even more.
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 03:21 AM // 03:21   #36
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I Hate Liger's...... Nothing Else
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 04:58 AM // 04:58   #37
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I HATE :
# Some housecleaning hatred:

* The almost Bush-like exaggerations of glass and surface cleaners that claim to be "streak-free"
* The way stuff always sticks to the broom
* The way one tends to notice certain problems developing, but it's not "worth it" to take care of it at a given moment (i.e., the interior of one's refrigerator is growing steadily more disgusting)

# The smell of guinea pigs in winter
# The fact that literally every patient who comes into the office takes note of how quickly time is moving
# The amount of time I waste in front of the computer
# Comcast Broadband Internet
# When some crappy ISP goes into the registry in order to make the rather outlandish claim that Internet Explorer is "provided by" them, when in fact it comes with Windows
# Anything on my computer that makes it look like I'm one of those people who doesn't know how to use a computer
# The way that every new program that installs has to make its own stupid folder on the Start menu, and in order to justify it, they have to put in a bunch of junk icons like "Readme" and "Uninstall," when if they didn't suck so much, they could just put the one icon in the root of the Programs folder and let you live your life!
# Advertising
# All those who are attempting to colonize my mind
# The soundtrack to my life at Grumish Chiropractic
# The fact that if a doctor's office is going to play jazz, they have to play crappy, tacky jazz, like remixes of the song "All-Star"
# Being a non-profit enterprise
# Making decisions
# Hidden-camera shows other than "Trigger Happy TV"
# Most reality shows produced on a low budget by cable networks
# The fine verbal distinctions surrounding the word "date"
# Compromising my desire
# Patriotic displays, especially in church
# Finding flags in my yard
# The awkwardness surrounding the process of throwing away a cheap mini-flag
# The fact that so many people are able to ignore the clear connection between patriotism and the glorification of war (see, for example, "The Star-Spangled Banner")
# The fact that conservatives, by their very nature, do not "fight fair" in discussions
# Writing a brief academic paper on the first weekend after I finished up classes for the summer, because I don't know what else I'm supposed to do for fun
# The strain of acting like I don't care that Richard and Tara finished Mario 64 before I did
# The cloud that hangs over my composition of web page material after one of my readers asked to be removed from my mailing list because I tempted him to be too cynical
# Being interrogated
# Being in a conversation in which I know for a fact that everything I say is going to be wrong
# Working full time
# Getting the song "Ironic" in my head, then dissecting its lyrics. Here are the results:

* More "ironic" than rain on your wedding day would be if your wedding day was beautiful, but your proposed spouse was cheating on you a half hour before the ceremony, meaning that your marriage, accompanied by a good omen, is likely doomed from the start
* More "ironic" than a no smoking sign on your cigarette break would be going to the designated smoking area for your smoking break, pulling out a cigarette, and lacking a lighter
* Getting a free ride when you've already paid is actually pretty ironic in my opinion. I can't improve on that one very much. The same goes for "meeting the man of your dreams, then meeting his beautiful wife" -- okay, maybe we could improve on it with by adding, "when up to that point you thought you were a heterosexual male"
* The part about the old man turning 98, winning the lottery, and dying the next day is not ironic on its own. It is only ironic if she specifies one of two situations:
1. The old man has played the lottery every day of his adult life
2. The old man lived a life of grinding poverty
* The part about the man in the plane crash doesn't make much sense to me, due to its ambiguity. Does "Now isn't this nice?" mean that he thinks flying is a pleasant experience? This can't possibly be the case, since he would know for a fact that the plane was crashing, which is always at very least an awkward situation. And in any case, his quarrel was never with the comfort level of flying, but with its perceived unsafe character. If he's saying "Well, turns out I was right," then I don't think the situation is ironic. In reality, flying is the safest way to travel, so it would be ironic if he had avoided flying all this time, only to find out that it was in fact a safe and comfortable way to travel. This would be too boring for inclusion in a song, however.
* Finally, more "ironic" than not taking good advice is taking good, even impeccable advice and failing nonetheless due to factors beyond anyone's control.
* My songwriting career is probably going to end up going nowhere

# That last mega-entry probably could have been another essay on its own and represents a lost opportunity to balance out the "heavy" article on Lacan that was published concurrently with it
# Crappy second-rate Christian schools that take themselves so seriously that it seems like their most urgent task is to ruin the only things that made their school halfway worthwhile
# The prospect of another long "debate" leading up to a potential war in Iran
# The fact that my cynicism literally cannot keep up with the Bush administration
# When my watch breaks
# When there is no work to do at work, and I am too proud (or something) to feel like spending a day just sitting there, even though I need the money
# Long-winded hate list entries
# The duct tape on my phone
# Cheap inkjet printers
# Especially when said printers provide no way to clear their memory, so that if you try to cancel a print job, you end up with page after page of utter nonsense
# Workers who complain constantly about the mistakes of others while making nothing but mistakes themselves
# Overly defensive people
# The thought that a particular piece of advice might not pan out
# Any official Olivet activity
# The fact that Olivet has degenerated into a self-perpetuating institution with no clear sense of mission other than increasing the number of those affiliated with it
# The fact that I'd better get into a good grad program quick, because Olivet is probably going to implode within the next few years
# When my loving roommate thinks I'm an idiot for being generous
# Dandelions
# Not knowing for sure how to spell that last one
# My abject Internet addiction
# Still feeling like a jackass for talking about Jesus
# The fact that I feel guilty for lacking what is traditionally called "passion" or "ambition" on the job front
# The thought of having to bother with getting another job
# Anyone who thinks it looks cool to do a speech immediately after landing on an aircraft carrier
# How fascinating I am to my cat while I'm trying to take a nap
# Being awakened on a Saturday morning by Mystery Science Theater 3000 at 8:00 AM
# Boring periods of my life
# Not being in a state of emotional upheaval
# Having a concrete and attainable goal for my life
# Feeling like I actually need to work for money and thus being inwardly constrained from taking advantage of my job's "unlimited time off" features
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I hate - kids who think they know polotics and blame the president for anything when they have yet to display any understanding of how the system works.
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 05:15 AM // 05:15   #39
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I hate looking at Grotto and what its become. >__>
Second'd.

Few other things:
Running out of chicken. Chicken is ftw, having none sucks.

People asking for halloween candy... after halloween has come and gone. Gtfo, this is my leftover stash. D:<

The mailman. He's always whistling some random tune that invariably ends up stuck in my head for a week.

When someone leaves two sips' worth of a drink in the fridge. Wtf. Just finish it off already. o.o

Anyone who dislikes chicken.
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# Listening to music on headphones
# Allergies
# That awkward feeling of having used over 200 Kleenexes in one day
# Being unable to resist playing 3D Pinball for Windows constantly
# Having had the same old boring mp3s forever
# Having to go straight from a semester at Oxford to a summer-long program of learning the martial arts in Japan
# The fact that America sucks, but everyone else is too poor for me to want to move there
# Towns built from the ground up so that everyone will drive everywhere
# The British road "layout"
# Maggie: A Girl of the Streets
# Not knowing anything at all
# Falling asleep while trying to read
# Having to go "number two" without a book handy
# Being ripped off
# The process of rationalization
# Imperfection
# The System
# The Economy, Stupid
# The Market
# Excessive Capitalization
# Every girl at Olivet: yes, even you.
# Being arrested on a technicality, like "having killed someone in cold blood"
# The word "Wesleyanism"
# Zeroing out my bank account
# Not having the guts to take out student loans to cover all my college expenses, max out every credit card I get an application for, then move to a non-extradition country for the rest of my life
# Being like super-pumped
# RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOy presidential candidates who don't seem to acknowledge the fact that they could have won by more than 1000 votes out of 250 million had they simply given the country some reason to care about their candidacy
# Walking through metal detectors, because then they find the gun I was trying to hide
# My lack of the resolve necessary to become a professional drug dealer
# Money
# When your highly paid mercenaries change sides in the middle of the battle
# Being brutally murdered
# Bach's Two-Part Invention No. 8
# Linux
# Windows
# Netscape
# The person who invented the faucets that stay on for two seconds at a time
# The person who keeps dripping other kinds of dressing in the caesar
# The person who gets mustard on the handle of the ketchup ladle
# Mountain Dew: seriously, it tastes like urine
# The fact that HTML doesn't have a double-spacing option, because otherwise I would write every last one of my papers in it. I'm serious [Editor's Note: As should be clear by now, HTML does in fact have a double-spacing option, but I was too ignorant to use it before.]
# Dropping the bar on my throat while bench-pressing
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